Saturday, July 12, 2008

Patton Oswalt Channels Dr. Phil

Just finished the stylesheet changes, watching a little Deadliest Catch, admiring my handiwork and the inbox chimes -

A commencement speech, words of wisdom from Patton Oswalt, really? He threw in some great local humor:
I know most of you worked very hard to get here today but guess what? The Universe sent you a pasty goblin to welcome you into the world. Were The Greaseman and Arch Campbell not available?
Hobble dee gee, hobble dah gah.

Then I started thinking, Greaseman went on the air to replace Howard Stern, and where is Grease now?

To the grads, your fishing career has officially started, don't f*** it up.

AMF.
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